THE MIDWEST FOLDED
LIKE A CHOCOLATE PANCAKE
THE BADLANDS GAVE ME GAS
FLORIDA WAS TOO SWEET
TEXAS TOO BITTER
THE ROCKIES HURT MY ASS
THE GARDEN STATE WAS FATTY
THE EMPIRE STATE WAS RAW
VERMONT WAS TEPID
MAINE HURT MY JAW
OKLAHOMA CRUMBLED
INTO DELICIOUS BITS
ALABAMA WAS HOT
ALABAMA GAVE ME THE SHITS
NEBRASKA WAS PLAIN
VIRGINIA WAS SPICY
MASSACHUSETTS FISHY
WISCONSIN ICY
I COULDNT FINISH CALIFORNIA
FOR DESSERT I HAD
BAKED ALASKA
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